User:Stratonian

O.R.B.I.T

Greetings, entity!

Designation: O.R.B.I.T, an Orbital Reconnaissance Bot for Interdimensional Transfers.

Further inquiries should be directed to the welcoming specialist.

The specialist is in the robotic exo-skeleton nearby.

As a bot, I do not experience physical or emotional states.

However, your concern has been acknowledged.

Further inquiries should be directed to the welcoming specialist in the robotic exo-skeleton to my right.

Current location: Goldenfield town, proximal to interdimensional portal.

For more detailed information, please consult the welcoming specialist.

The specialist is nearby.

Assistance not required. I am programmed to assist. For inquiries, please see the welcoming specialist.

Zikk Klankwhistle

Ugh, another newcomer. Well, at least your head hasn't blown up yet. A good sign already.

[​Brave New World​]

Do you even know how many laws you've broken by coming out of this portal?

No you don't. Hey, don't try to mess with me here, alright? You, smartass, gotta be registered, just like every other newcomer.

I'm here to do that. But! I ran out of forms with all of you flooding in!

The forms are right by my house, on the table outside. Head over and find them. I'll give you your next steps once you're there. Now get going. Next!

Me neither. Too bad. Anyway you have to be registered here. Standard procedure. It's just I don't have any blank forms left.

The forms are right by my house, on the table outside. Head over and find them. I'll give you your next steps once you're there. Now get going. Next!

You know, you look pale. ???

So do me a favour and scoot. My place is up north. ???

Oi mate.

Apparently, the one everyone needs when an interdimensional portal just opens out of the blue near a backwater sleepy village.

Who else would greet outworlders as well as I do? Wait, did I greet you when you came here? If not, GREETINGS, OUTWORLDER!

Think I'm gonna treat you better now that you asked?

Well, I actually will. Head north by the road and keep an eye out for a fellow named Maxwell.

He's some hotshot survival guru they shipped in from the capital to keep rookies like you from dying off like diseased rats.

Meh, just a small village, called Goldenfield.

Wait, you must be asking about the entire area. Well, you're in the great kingdom of Elan, where opportunities are endless and taxes are low.