Difference between revisions of "Stratonian"

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Grizz Turner

Hey there, shopper! / Got some rare finds!

Dr. Orion Bloom

Hey, space cadet!/Howdy!/Yoo-hoo!

Name's Dr. Orion Bloom, the one and only space botanist!

A crash landing, some lost crew, and a whole low of alien plants later, here I am.

But hey, could be worse. Like being allergic to oxygen, right?

Well, apart from my radio being as useful as a chocolate teapot, I'm doin' alright.

It's not so bad here, got plenty of green friends to keep me company.

Oh, and my suit's recycling system? Top-notch. I've had the same cup of coffee six times!

I wish I could tell you more about this place, but I'm as lost as a black cat in a coal cellar.

We collided with something in space, next thing I know, I woke up in this strange land. It's all a bit fuzzy.

There are flora and fauna I've never seen before. It s^[sic] as if I've crash-landed on an unknown planet.

One moment in space, the next in this weird wilderness I'm as baffled as you are.

[Cosmic Coordinates Conundrum]

If you're offering, I've got a job for you.

Without these coordinates, my crew won't know where I am. It's like searching for a needle in a haystack.

I'm stranded here, with no way to navigate this alien landscape or reach out to my crew.

The isolation, the uncertainty, it's maddening. Every moment is a test of sanity.

My crew, they're not just colleagues - they're my friends. The thought of them lost and terrified... It's too much.

It feels like an eternity since the crash. Time and space have lost all meaning.

But hey, there's no rush right? Except each ticking second feels like a punch in the gut.

So if you come across my crew, pass them my coordinates. It's a glimmer of hope in the abyss of despair.

I understand. It's a lot to ask. I'll just... I'll just keep on waiting.

[+400

Experience]

Great! You're a real lifesaver. Or... a life-deliverer?

Remember, if you bump into an astronaut, give them these coordinates.

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-==Zikk Klankwhistle==
+==Grizz Turner==
-Ugh, another newcomer. Well, at least your head hasn't blown up yet. A good sign already.
+Hey there, shopper! / Got some rare finds!
-:{{dialogue icon|quest}} [[[Brave New World]]]
+:{{dialogue icon|who}}
-::Do you even know how many laws you've broken by coming out of this portal?
+::
-::{{dialogue icon|y}}
+:{{dialogue icon|hru}}
-:::No you don't. Hey, don't try to mess with me here, alright? You, smartass, gotta be registered, just like every other newcomer.
+::
-:::I'm here to do that. But! I ran out of forms with all of you flooding in!
+:{{dialogue icon|what}}
-:::The forms are right by my house, on the table outside. Head over and find them. I'll give you your next steps once you're there. Now get going. Next!
+::
-::{{dialogue icon|n}}
+:{{dialogue icon|help}}
-:::Me neither. Too bad. Anyway you have to be registered here. Standard procedure. It's just I don't have any blank forms left.
+::
-:::The forms are right by my house, on the table outside. Head over and find them. I'll give you your next steps once you're there. Now get going. Next!
+:{{dialogue icon|shop}}
-:::{{dialogue icon|do it}}
-:::You know, you look pale. If you're going to die, don't do it right here 'cause then I'll have to deal with your body.
-:::So do me a favour and scoot. My place is up north. And remember don't even think about bothering my girlfriend.
-Oi mate.
+==Dr. Orion Bloom==
+Hey, space cadet!/Howdy!/Yoo-hoo!
 :{{dialogue icon|who}}
-::Apparently, the one everyone needs when an interdimensional portal just opens out of the blue near a backwater sleepy village.
+::Name's Dr. Orion Bloom, the one and only space botanist!
-::Who else would greet outworlders as well as I do? Wait, did I greet you when you came here? If not, GREETINGS, OUTWORLDER!
+::A crash landing, some lost crew, and a whole low of alien plants later, here I am.
+::But hey, could be worse. Like being allergic to oxygen, right?
 :{{dialogue icon|hru}}
-::Think I'm gonna treat you better now that you asked?
+::Well, apart from my radio being as useful as a chocolate teapot, I'm doin' alright.
-::Well, I actually will. Head north by the road and keep an eye out for a fellow named Maxwell.
+::It's not so bad here, got plenty of green friends to keep me company.
-::He's some hotshot survival guru they shipped in from the capital to keep rookies like you from dying off like diseased rats.
+::Oh, and my suit's recycling system? Top-notch. I've had the same cup of coffee six times!
 :{{dialogue icon|what}}
-::Meh, just a small village, called [[Goldenfield]].
+::I wish I could tell you more about this place, but I'm as lost as a black cat in a coal cellar.
-::Wait, you must be asking about the entire area. Well, you're in the great kingdom of [[Elan]], where opportunities are endless and taxes are low.
+::We collided with something in space, next thing I know, I woke up in this strange land. It's all a bit fuzzy.
+::There are flora and fauna I've never seen before. It s{{sic|It's}} as if I've crash-landed on an unknown planet.
+::One moment in space, the next in this weird wilderness I'm as baffled as you are.
+:{{dialogue icon|help}} [[[Cosmic Coordinates Conundrum]]]
+::If you're offering, I've got a job for you.
+::Without these coordinates, my crew won't know where I am. It's like searching for a needle in a haystack.
+::I'm stranded here, with no way to navigate this alien landscape or reach out to my crew.
+::The isolation, the uncertainty, it's maddening. Every moment is a test of sanity.
+::My crew, they're not just colleagues - they're my friends. The thought of them lost and terrified... It's too much.
+::It feels like an eternity since the crash. Time and space have lost all meaning.
+::But hey, there's no rush right? Except each ticking second feels like a punch in the gut.
+::So if you come across my crew, pass them my coordinates. It's a glimmer of hope in the abyss of despair.
+::{{dialogue icon|n}}
+:::I understand. It's a lot to ask. I'll just... I'll just keep on waiting.
+::{{dialogue icon|do it}} [{{stat|experience|+400}}]
+:::Great! You're a real lifesaver. Or... a life-deliverer?
+:::Remember, if you bump into an astronaut, give them these coordinates.