Zikk Clankwhistle

Zikk Clankwhistle
Culture	Elaniens
Location	Dusktide Forest
Involved In	Brave New World
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Zikk Clankwhistle is a welcoming specialist that documents players falling from the portal at the start of the game. He is a clone of Zugg Clankwhistle.

Dialogue

[If not accepted Brave New World]
Ugh, another newcomer. Well, at least your head hasn't blown up yet. A good sign already.

[​Brave New World​]

Do you even know how many laws you've broken by coming out of this portal?

No you don't. Hey, don't try to mess with me here, alright? You, smartass, gotta be registered, just like every other newcomer.

I'm here to do that. But! I ran out of forms with all of you flooding in!

The forms are right by my house, on the table outside. Head over and find them. I'll give you your next steps once you're there. Now get going. Next!

Me neither. Too bad. Anyway you have to be registered here. Standard procedure. It's just I don't have any blank forms left.

The forms are right by my house, on the table outside. Head over and find them. I'll give you your next steps once you're there. Now get going. Next!

You know, you look pale. If you're going to die, don't do it right here 'cause then I'll have to deal with your body.

So do me a favour and scoot. My place is up north. And remember don't even think about bothering my girlfriend.

[If accepted Brave New World]
Oi mate.

Apparently, the one everyone needs when an interdimensional portal just opens out of the blue near a backwater sleepy village.

Who else would greet outworlders as well as I do? Wait, did I greet you when you came here? If not, GREETINGS, OUTWORLDER!

Think I'm gonna treat you better now that you asked?

Well, I actually will. Head north by the road and keep an eye out for a fellow named Maxwell.

He's some hotshot survival guru they shipped in from the capital to keep rookies like you from dying off like diseased rats.

Meh, just a small village, called Goldenfield.

Wait, you must be asking about the entire area. Well, you're in the great kingdom of Elan, where opportunities are endless and taxes are low.