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::It's where I'm pioneering BlockGrains, the future of agri-tech. | ::It's where I'm pioneering BlockGrains, the future of agri-tech. | ||
::Exciting, volatile, rat-infested. Just like the crypto-market. | ::Exciting, volatile, rat-infested. Just like the crypto-market. | ||
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::Need help? That's the understatement of the century! | ::Need help? That's the understatement of the century! | ||
::These mutated rats, they're running amok in my fields, devouring my genetically enhanced wheat! | ::These mutated rats, they're running amok in my fields, devouring my genetically enhanced wheat! | ||
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::If we don't act fast, I fear my vision for a decentralized farming revolution may crumble to dust. A bit melodramatic, but you get the picture, right? | ::If we don't act fast, I fear my vision for a decentralized farming revolution may crumble to dust. A bit melodramatic, but you get the picture, right? | ||
::Bring back some tails from the rats you take down. It'll serve as proof and give me a better ideas of what we're dealing with. | ::Bring back some tails from the rats you take down. It'll serve as proof and give me a better ideas of what we're dealing with. | ||
| − | :::{{dialogue icon|do it}} | + | :::{{dialogue icon|do it}} [[[To the moon, via the Fields]]] |
::::Great! Let's show these rats we mean business! | ::::Great! Let's show these rats we mean business! | ||
::::You need to curtail the population of those mutated rats in the wheat fields and bring back some rat tails as proof. | ::::You need to curtail the population of those mutated rats in the wheat fields and bring back some rat tails as proof. | ||
Revision as of 18:58, 10 February 2024
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| Culture | Elaniens |
| Location | Goldenfield |
| Involved In | To the moon, via the Fields |
| Image | 
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Zoltar Blipchain is an agro-tech enthusiast NPC in Goldenfield, next to Wheat Tent.
Shop
| Item | Price |
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 Wheat Seeds |
0.4 
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Dialogue
G'day, mate. / Good to see ya! / Hey there! / Well, hello there.
- I'm Zoltar Blipchain, all the way from Andromeda.
- I'm a blockchain enthusiast revolutionizing farming.
- Call me the Eron Dusk of agriculture, without the tweets!
- Well, between the rat infestation and the market volatility, I've had better days.
- But hey, no pain, no gain, right?
- Just gotta keep pushing till my agri-tech hits the moon!
- Welcome to Goldenfield, the Wall Street of wheat farming!
- It's where I'm pioneering BlockGrains, the future of agri-tech.
- Exciting, volatile, rat-infested. Just like the crypto-market.
[If not accepted To the moon, via the Fields]
- Need help? That's the understatement of the century!
- These mutated rats, they're running amok in my fields, devouring my genetically enhanced wheat!
- It's like a Ratocalypse out there! They're stunting my revolutionary BlockGrains venture right in its tracks.
- I have a hunch, you know, a techie's sixth sense. I reckon these mutations might be a result of their diet - my genetically modified wheat.
- If we don't act fast, I fear my vision for a decentralized farming revolution may crumble to dust. A bit melodramatic, but you get the picture, right?
- Bring back some tails from the rats you take down. It'll serve as proof and give me a better ideas of what we're dealing with.
[To the moon, via the Fields]
- Great! Let's show these rats we mean business!
- You need to curtail the population of those mutated rats in the wheat fields and bring back some rat tails as proof.
- Well, that's a bummer. Guess I'll stick to battling these pests myself.
[If accepted To the moon, via the Fields]
- Keep going, mate! Those rat's can't stand a chance!
[If completed To the moon, via the Fields]
- Just think of each rat as a market dip. Squash em!
- Well I'll be damned! You really did it! The rats got what they deserved. Well... some of them.
