Zoltar Blipchain
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| Culture | Elaniens |
| Location | Goldenfield |
| Involved In | To the moon, via the Fields |
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Zoltar Blipchain is an agro-tech enthusiast NPC in Goldenfield, next to the Wheat Tent.
Shop[edit]
| Item | Price |
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 Wheat seeds |
0.4 
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Dialogue[edit]
G'day, mate. / Good to see ya! / Hey there! / Well, hello there.
- I'm Zoltar Blipchain, all the way from Andromeda.
- I'm a blockchain enthusiast revolutionizing farming.
- Call me the Eron Dusk of agriculture, without the tweets!
- Well, between the rat infestation and the market volatility, I've had better days.
- But hey, no pain, no gain, right?
- Just gotta keep pushing till my agri-tech hits the moon!
- Welcome to Goldenfield, the Wall Street of wheat farming!
- It's where I'm pioneering BlockGrains, the future of agri-tech.
- Exciting, volatile, rat-infested. Just like the crypto-market.
[If not accepted To the moon, via the Fields]
- Hell yeah, I need help! / Need help? That's the understatement of the century! / You betcha, cowboy!
- These mutated rats, they're running amok in my fields, devouring my genetically enhanced wheat!
- It's like a Ratocalypse out there! They're stunting my revolutionary BlockGrains venture right in its tracks.
- I have a hunch, you know, a techie's sixth sense. I reckon these mutations might be a result of their diet - my genetically modified wheat.
- If we don't act fast, I fear my vision for a decentralized farming revolution may crumble to dust. A bit melodramatic, but you get the picture, right?
- Bring back some tails from the rats you take down. It'll serve as proof and give me a better ideas of what we're dealing with.
[To the moon, via the Fields]
- Great! Let's show these rats we mean business!
- You need to curtail the population of those mutated rats in the wheat fields and bring back some rat tails as proof.
- No help? Ouch. I'll just add that to my list of market crashes and rat infestations. / No? Well, I guess I'll just continue fighting these rats off one by one. / Well, that's a bummer. Guess I'll stick to battling these pests myself.
- [If accepted To the moon, via the Fields]
- I'm all good mate, unless you can turn these rats into bitcoins! / Me? Nah, I've got my grains and my blockchain. And the rats. Always the rats. / Nah, I'm good. Just fighting off mutated rats and market dips.
[If accepted To the moon, via the Fields]
- Just think of each rat as a market dip. Squash em! / Keep going, mate! Those rat's can't stand a chance! / Remember, it's not just about killing rats. It's about securing our future!
[If completed To the moon, via the Fields]- Well I'll be damned! You really did it! The rats got what they deserved. Well... some of them.
