Zugg Clankwhistle
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| Culture | Elaniens |
| Location | Goldenfield |
Zugg Clankwhistle is an bureaucrat NPC in Goldenfield, located near the Bureau. He is the brother of Zikk Clankwhistle.
Dialogue
What is it? I'm kind of busy here with all the newcomers, okay? / You again, eh?
[If accepted Brave New World]
- Oh, I see you're one of them, eh? So, you've already met me clon...close relative?
- I'm sorry you had to go through that. My...uh, brothers can be quite dumb. Especially that one.
- He's asking every newcomer to tell me to take his shift at the portal. No respect for his older sibling whatsoever.
- So, an outworlder, eh? How do you like it here in Kwalat? Nice, isn't it?
- I know, right? Everyone's just minding their own business, occupied with their crops and whatnot, WHILE I HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL OF YOU AND YOUR FUCKING PAPERS.
- Anyways, you might even be of some help. I mean, you scratch my back, I scratch yours, eh? You get me a bunch of power generators, I do your papers.
- The stuff should be somewhere in the forest in the shuttle my other brother crashed while trying to deliver the generators. That dumbass set off his alarm.
- If you wanna get your paperwork done, you'll go into the forest and find my brother there, eh?
- Great, just great. Tell him he's the dumbest one so far. The forest is to the southwest of the village.
- The people around must've seen the explosion, ask them for details.
- But don't rush into the woods, rookie. Better look around, figure out what's what. Gear up tougher, this forest doesn't joke around.
- By the way, have you heard the government pays good coin to newcomers for getting rid of the various critters in these parts.
- Rumour has it they've got plans to settle this wild territory with fresh settlers. So maybe it's worth earning a few extra coins?
- Make sure to register your Returner with Big Mamma, mate. Oh, and the government incentivizes local farmers to back newcomers.
- So, don't be shy - gather those leftovers in sacks on the fields and around town.
- They intentionally leave them out for folks like you. Happy hunting!
- Why do YOU care? If you're bugged or something, know that I'M A LAWFUL CITIZEN OF ELAN AND I BROKE NO LAWS!
- Meh. If not for guys like you falling out of the portal every now and then, all would've been just perfect. But dealing with newcomers is not that bad when they compensate me for it. Materially.
- Goldenfield. Not much to do here, but on the bright side, no Leithanian cloaks sniffing around, eh. Well, they weren't until that fucking portal opened.